NC (voiceover): But that quickly changes when we see the cockface himself, Matthew Broderick. NC (voiceover): So as the film begins, I have to admit, it is pretty cool hearing the theme song in a motion picture. (The opening plays with the show's theme, recomposed in the film by John Debney) NC: So, go, go, Gadget fuck-a-movie, because we’re in for quite an experience. (picture of.) CASTING JOHN LEGUIZAMO AS LUIGI! I mean, it’s BAD.
NC (voiceover): As if that trio of idiots wasn’t enough, this movie has horrible writing, terrible jokes, and follows the show about as closely as.well. (The title card for Inspector Gadget is shown, followed by footage of the movie all this is played over "I’ll Be Your Everything" by Youngstown) (Speaks in a sarcastic, high-pitched voice) I smell genius! (A picture of Rupert Everett is shown with the text bearing his name) There ya go! And finally, let’s get one of the greatest directors of all time, the one who directed the coming-of-age classic, (poster of.) Cool As Ice (David Kellogg).
(An image of Matthew Broderick from the same movie is shown) And while we’re at it, why don’t we get that moron who ruined Madonna’s career? (A picture of Guy Ritchie is shown with the text "Guy Ritchie?") No, the other one. I KNOW! Let’s get that idiot who said "that’s a lot of fish" from Godzilla. NC: Doing a movie on this premise, however, would be tricky, but not impossible. and, of course, it had that KICK-ASS song. Claw: Well, well, what a delightful surprise. It had a smart, humble role model, who never got the credit, but was just happy to see justice done it had a menacing villain you never saw, who had a pretty intimidating voice.ĭr.
It wasn’t anything special, but, for kids, it wasn’t that bad. Claw, while Gadget’s young niece, Penny, and a dog named Brain, would go behind his back and solve the crime for him. (A poster of RoboCop 3 shows up) INTENTIONALLY FUNNY! It centered around the inspector’s bumbling antics to stop a super villain named Dr. NC (voiceover): It was a show in the 1980s about a half-human, half-robot detective. (Footage from the show plays with the original theme song playing in the background)